read n laugh?
Over a gynecologist’s office: “Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”
On a plumber’s truck: “We repair what your husband fixed.”
On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania: “Don’t
sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”
Pizza shop slogan: “7 days without pizza makes one weak.”
Outside a muffler shop: “No appointment necessary. We hear you
coming.”
In a veterinarian’s waiting room: “Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”
Door of a plastic surgeon’s office: “We can help you pick your
nose!”
On an electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.”
In a non-smoking area: “If we see smoke, we will assume you are on
fire and take appropriate action.”
On a Maternity room door: “Push. Push. Push.”
At an optometrist’s office: “If you don’t see what you’re looking
for, you’ve come to the right place.”
In the front yard of a funeral home: “Drive carefully. We’ll wait.”
omg! so funny! i got some:
in front of a farmer’s field: you don’t have to pay the farmer for crossing the field but the bull charges
ON TOP of a fix-it shop door: we can fix anything!
ON the door of the same fix-it shop:please knock hard door bell is still brocken.
LOL!
SENATORS sleep over but karl went to colins